Whoring my eggs
February 25, 2002 @ 10:29 p.m.
Matt: I found out that I can get $10,000 selling human eggs on the black market
Matt: can I borrow a few?
Kelly: ummmm sure
Kelly: what the hell
Matt: yayyyyyyy
Kelly: you'll have to harvest them yourself
Matt: with my teeth?
Kelly: something like that
Kelly: whoa, little me's running around
Matt: lol -- goofy
Kelly: nevermind, you can't have them
Matt: awww no fair
Matt: I don't have any
Kelly: I should hope not
Kelly: if you want them, you should be really nice to me
Matt: naw, that's ok
Kelly: dude, be nice for two days, I would so give them up
Kelly: of course, I would want payment for services rendered
Matt: .....whatever
Matt: .....you'd be nowhere without me
Kelly: you would totally pimp them out
Kelly: you would make my eggs whores
Matt: duh
Ahhh....
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