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March 27, 2002 @ 10:28 p.m.
Matt and I had a conversation tonight.
One that actually matters, means something. And there's no feelings.
M: what's the furthest you've gotten with a guy?
K: I haven't gotten anywhere
M: why not?
M: prude?
K: um, prolly 'cause I've never had a boyfriend, there, bud
M: so?
M: never just hooked up?
K: nobody wants to hook up with me
K: well, if they do, they don't make it real apparent
M: it's not like you're too agressive about it
K: how would you know?
M: just saying
K: well, you really can't say much without knowing, but yeah, I probably am a prude
M: nothing wrong with that, btw, just saying
K: there's nothing wrong with being a prude?
M: nothing wrong with it if that's your bag
M: I don't have a problem with it, just means you don't get any
K: I don't know, it doesn't normally bother me, it's not like I sit awake nights and think about it...but it'd be cool to have someone, ya know?
M: well, what are you doing to try and get someone?
K: dude, are you like my Matt Foley?
M: just questioning, not trying to be a dick
K: you're not, it's just you're so motivational
M: I believe in creating goals and obtaining them
K: I've noticed that about you
M: what do you think you need to do to get a boyfriend?
K: I think it involves spandex and running
M: heh -- so why aren't you doing that?
K: honestly, though, I don't really know
M: what about you is desirable, what about you isn't?
M: you need to be happy with yourself before someone is happy with you
M: are you happy?
K: I hate those questions
K: I'm happy some days
K: but only because I cried last night for two hours
M: why did you cry?
K: not sure, lonely, sad
M: are you a desirable person to be around?
K: haha, you tell me
M: I like you, but my opinion doesn't matter in this situation
K: matters a lot to me
M: I'm just trying to help you get laid :-P
K: you are not, you're trying to help me
M: either or
K: and it's very sweet
K: so what about you?
M: I'm fairly good looking, I'm a nice guy, and I'm smart
K: you have a nice voice
M: thanks
M: bad qualities -- I need to work out more
M: I sabotage myself, and I'm too smart sometimes
K: how so?
M: I sabotage relationships all the time, 'cause I'm not good at getting close to people
M: and let's just say I'm too smart sometimes and leave it at that
M: when a guy looks at you, what do you think he sees?
K: I have really pretty eyes, and my lips are good...
....
M: I want a girlfriend that can beat the crap out of me
K: I played soccer and kicked ass when I did
M: when did you play soccer?
K: fourth through eighth grade
M: why don't you play anymore?
K: fucked up my leg really bad
....
M: I'm playing hockey friday the coliseum, but I'm out of shape so you can't come
K: oh, come on, please? I'll bring you water
M: no dice kid
M: it's going to be kind of a jank game anyway
K: you're just looking for an excuse
M: actually I gotta go remember to buy a new cup before then
K: okay, I don't need to know that, really
M: seriously, because I have a cup but not a goalie cup
....
K: I wanna learn how to skate
M: you should
K: but I'm wary 'cause of how I broke my leg
K: I was skating and tripped and fell
M: oh no
M: ouch
M: how old were you?
K: 13
M: fucked up my knee playing hockey
M: but I've never broken anything
M: and I streetskate all the time
K: you wear pads when you streetskate?
M: no
....
M: I threw a stick at a ref one time
K: that would have been funny to see
M: 2 min for unsportsmanlike conduct
M: and NOONE STANDS IN MY CREASE
Keep that in mind, ladies and gentlemen. Do NOT stand in Matt's crease.
And apparently, to him, I smell good too.
Like vanilla, people. Like vanilla.
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