...and you're not invited
May 06, 2004 @ 9:35 p.m.
Who: Me, Myself and I.
What: Kelly's Grand Relaxation Project.
When: as soon as possible. Wash, rinse, repeat.
Where: her house.
Why: 'cause you fuckers leave her alone at night to stare at the fucking ceiling.
Consists of:
Movies: all her favorites, of course -- the Princess Bride, the Rundown, Heathers, Igby Goes Down, and Congo.
Foods/Beverages: beer or any other type of alcohol she can get her fat tiny little hands on, pop, ice cream, chocolate.
Activities: shaving legs, lotioning, panting both sets of nails, throwing hair up into a ponytail, writing, feeling horrible about herself.
Music: lots of Nirvana, Dave Matthews Band, Bright Eyes, Velvet Underground, Brand New, and many other crappy emo punk bands.
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