another damn survey?!? jeSUS.
November 13, 2003 @ 4:23 p.m.
Aaron did this a long time ago in his journal, but I wanted to do it, finally, 'cause I think I might have answers now.
If I were a month I would be: August. Hot as hell.
If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday. End of a stressful week.
If I were a time of day I would be: Two a.m.
If I were a planet I would be: Pluto. Faraway, pale, and always really cold.
If I were a sea animal I would be: An otter. 'Cause they're cute.
If I were a direction I would be: Left. I'm always a little left of center.
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a bed, with lots of cushy pillows.
If I were a sin I would be: lust.
If I were a historical figure I would be: Shakespeare. So everything that I wrote would be worshipped.
If I were a liquid I would be: water.
If I were a stone, I would be: A sapphire. Blue but beautiful.
If I were a tree, I would be: An oak.
If I were a bird, I would be: A goose. 'Cause geese kick so much ass.
If I were a tool, I would be: A screwdriver. Heh.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Tiger lilies. Fragrant and hard to miss.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a cloudy day.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: the Loch Ness Monster.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: A cherry-red electric guitar.
If I were an animal, I would be: A gorilla.
If I were a color, I would be: Silver.
If I were an emotion, I would be: Cynical.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: a tomato. Round and red-faced.
If I were a sound, I would be: a sigh
If I were an element, I would be: Water
If I were a car, I would be: a station wagon -- nice and dependable, but nothing to look at.
If I were a song, I would be: a concerto, actually. With many crescendos and decrescendos.
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Tom Hanks
If I were a book, I would be written by: Sylvia Plath
If I were a food, I would be: any vegetable that tastes a little bitter.
If I were a place, I would be: Copper Mountain, Colorado.
If I were a material, I would be: sandpaper.
If I were a taste, I would be: sour, then sweet.
If I were a scent, I would be: musk.
If I were a religion, I would be: Atheist.
If I were a word, I would be: relish.
If I were an object, I would be: a key.
If I were a body part I would be: A hand.
If I were a facial expression I would be: a frown.
If I were a subject in school I would be: English.
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Marvin the Martian -- sorta dorky and not from this world.
If I were a shape I would be a: A circle.
If I were a number I would be: 17. That's my lucky number.
If I were a comic strip/book character I would be: X-Men's Rogue. I could fly, I could have red hair, and I could draw out people's strengths through my fingertips.
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