you wish for me only the best
May 12, 2004 @ 11:52 p.m.
So this is what I'm basing this entry on. It's my Brutally Honest Personal Ad.
Name: Kelly
Height: 5'2''
Weight: 207
Occupation: college student/library shelver
Number of sexual partners: 0
Last date: never
Location: Iowa
Seeking: someone who will deal with all my stupid obsessions and awful self-esteem, not to mention my looks and my mistrusting personality.
I'm living at home for the summer with my mother and my brother. I'm mean to pretty much everyone I know, and meanest to the people I like most. I'm ridiculously shy around strangers. I am lazy. I can spout random pointless facts at the worst times, and although I am a neat freak, I hate cleaning.
Redeeming qualities: I give good handjobs, and write poems for boys I like.
Why you should date me: I will never break your heart.
And in other news:
"And there's no mystical design,
No cosmic lover preassigned.
There's nothing you can find
that can not be found.
'Cause with all the changes
you've been through
It seems the stranger's always you." (Hedwig and the Angry Inch)
...How I relate to these lyrics seamlessly, without even trying.
Feeling: so confused.
Listening: onelinedrawing's "Bitte Ein Kuss"
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